Wednesday, February 15, 2012
The most amazing thing happened to me last night. I actually won a 150 million dollar Powerball jackpot. After I gathered my thoughts and picked myself up off of the floor, I began thinking of all the ways I would spend my huge fortune. I immediately contacted a legal advisor and dropped under the radar for a bit until I was ready to step forward and claim my prize. What’s the first thing I am going to buy? No, it’s not a season pass to Disney World.
Being an aviation enthusiast and aspiring airline pilot, I dropped a cool ten million on a new private jet and bought the airport I based it at while I was at it. I also purchased a new Mercedes, black with beige leather, to drive myself to and from the flight academy and the airport. I gave each of my most loyal friends 100,000 dollars each, and gave my closest family members 250,000 dollars each. My new house, you ask? A modest three bedroom two bath in coastal Oregon on 50 acres. After all the new toys and help I gave my family and friends, I am still left with 125 million.
Next, I gave 50 million to various charities that aid children, medical research, and ending poverty. I always believed that one needs only so much wealth to live comfortably, but if they choose to keep their excessive wealth, that’s totally their prerogative and they are entitled to do so. After a solid month of spending, I was hit with a sudden realization. My alarm clock was going off and it was time to get up and go to work at my minimum wage job. Damn!
It was such a great dream. Maybe one day it will come true. I’m sure you share a similar vision as to how you would spend a massive lottery jackpot. Maybe that dream can actually come true. Click below to find out!
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